Oh, thank the good lord! A fifth Fast and Furious! I sure can’t get enough of movies about hot broads, flashy, neon (ugly) Honda Civics involved in extreme street races, terrible soundtracks, off the chart Nitrous boosts, and bad acting. Duh. That’s why they needed to make five of them. (Word.)
Let me guess, the premise of this bad movie is going to be something along the lines of a big, tough, bad guy who eventually will have to face off against a righteous good guy in an extreme, no holds- barred street race consisting of two nitrous-boosted neon cars with huge spoilers. There will be some hot babes clad in daisy dukes and mid-driff shirts and one of them will make out with said righteous good guy. There will also probably be some police involvement, whether good or bad. Wait, a minute… haven’t we seen this movie four times already?
Alas, there is always room for a fifth when concerning things that are overtly geared towards men of low intelligence and well… are stupid. (More tits! More chicks! More EXTREME mid grade cars!)
The only reason any person should spend money to see this gem is for taking it and making it into a joke. In which case… I may see you in the popcorn line.