… Or maybe you didn’t.
The fact of the matter is, you never really know upon seeing someone what exactly they were doing wherever they may have been. Well, leave it to some company to avoid beating around the bush and create a product that gets right to the real point of constantly slathering our hands in antibacterial hand sanitizer. No, its not because of the swine flu and its not because we’re being overly conscious of the possibility that every thing we touch is covered in germs. Its because of the fact that we can’t prove you weren’t just touching yourself in the bathroom… and that’s gross (to some people).
The Perpetual Kid, a company that promotes products that help keep your inner child alive has introduced the Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer. It kills 99.99% of all bacteria (all hand sanitizer does actually) and seems to be exactly the same as any bottle of hand sanitizer, but unlike all others this one has a funny name that you can woo your friends with… or poke fun at your completely OCD friend who is constantly telling you to wash your hands. (I have a few of those.)
No matter, whether someone touched their genitals or not and whether it was on purpose or on accident, it’s hard telling, not knowing so you might as well battle the unknown with hand sanitizer that is titled appropriately.