Monthly Archives: May 2011

Every Server Should Know…

I recently started a new waitressing job. (By recently, I mean today.) Now, anyone that knows me knows that I resent this profession (if you can call it that) and that I would pretty much prefer doing anything else. However, … Continue reading

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Actual Weight Loss Not Included

Well, well. Just when I assumed I would be stuck with this extra 10 pounds forever… a good friend of mine sends me the link to this gem: underwear filled with magical, healing magnets that are “believed to” boost my … Continue reading

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The Next Step: The Shared Family Mobile Plan

  Yesterday, as I was immersed in a book (Little Bee by Chris Cleave, not that great), the phone began to ring and the caller ID started announcing my boyfriend’s name proudly though incorrectly. (The lady on my voice caller … Continue reading

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Try, Try Again

Anyone with connection to the internet or any other form of communication by now knows that the world was supposed to end on Saturday May 21st, 2011, according to Harold Camping, a California preacher. Anyone who has access to a … Continue reading

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When Aliens Attack… ?

Last night I watched a completely and blatantly fictional program on alien invasion broadcasted by National Geographic. The show called When Aliens Attack raised the question of what would Earth do both in defense and survival tactics if we were attacked … Continue reading

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I wish I had written it.

I highly recommend Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman for anybody looking for a series of essays on popular culture that have a freshness about them like that of a spritz of lemon air freshener. (If that’s your … Continue reading

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The Real Surprising Reasoning

Occasionally when I’m surfing the net with no particular direction, I like to check out sites such as Men’s Health to read what kind of advice men are giving other men about women. You know, basic stuff like how to last … Continue reading

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Let’s have a discussion. I’ll start.

Another semester ends at college for me this week. To some this statement is a blessing and welcomed with open arms. However, for me, it’s truly sad. Why? Because class provides one of the best platforms for discussion I have … Continue reading

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Well handled Sir, Well handled.

Well, it’s about time Obama turned the jokes on to everyone else. Last night the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner was held, which has been a tradition since 1920 in order to allow better communication between the press and the President, … Continue reading

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