Monthly Archives: May 2015

Chasin’ that Zack Morris High (and Other Vagina Victories) 5: Some Kid Checking IDs at a Bar

(Chasin’ that Zack Morris High is a recurring series that details my experiences dating and having one-night stands with (mostly younger) dudes. Teeter tottering between equal parts genius and whore, either way totally not giving a fuck- these blogs are an … Continue reading

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Happy (I’m Still Not a) Mother’s Day!

Age: 30 Marriages: 0 Divorces: 0 BABIES: 0 Babies’ Daddies: NA Good news internet! This year’s 4th annual Happy (I’m Still Not a) Mother’s Day pregnancy test was positively negative! My uterus of steel has been successful for another year- … Continue reading

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Chasin’ that Zack Morris High (and Other Vagina Victories): River

(Chasin’ that Zack Morris High is a recurring series that details my experiences dating and having one-night stands with (mostly younger) dudes. Teeter tottering between equal parts genius and whore, either way totally not giving a fuck- these blogs are an … Continue reading

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