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Passion Aggressive (Chapter 2, April 2013)

(I wrote a book once. It was the worst book ever written. Regardless, I wrote the book anyway. Titled Passion Aggressive, it’s essentially my life, but broken down into chapters. The only thing the book doesn’t have is an actual point. Or an … Continue reading

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Chasin’ that Zack Morris High (and Other Vagina Victories) 7: Foster and Brian

(Chasin’ that Zack Morris High is a recurring series that details my experiences dating and having one-night stands with (mostly younger) dudes. Teeter tottering between equal parts genius and whore, either way totally not giving a fuck- these blogs are an … Continue reading

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Passion Aggressive (Chapter 1, April 2013)

(I wrote a book once. It was the worst book ever written. Regardless, I wrote the book anyway. Titled Passion Aggressive, it’s essentially my life, but broken down into chapters. The only thing the book doesn’t have is an actual point. Or an … Continue reading

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Sober Girl Got Game? … No.

I haven’t had a single sip of booze in 6 months. At the risk of sounding totally cliche- quitting drinking has improved everything in my life. Seriously, everything has for real gotten better. Mainly because, I have gotten better. I understand how … Continue reading

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Chasin’ that Zack Morris High (and Other Vagina Victories) 6: RU-FI-O

(Chasin’ that Zack Morris High is a recurring series that details my experiences dating and having one-night stands with (mostly younger) dudes. Teeter tottering between equal parts genius and whore, either way totally not giving a fuck- these blogs are an … Continue reading

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SUPER HOT BABE ALERT!

Hi! And welcome to the Super Hot Babe Club where we share with you a bunch of super hot babes and you jerk off while your wife is at her once-a-week Zumba class and your kids are watching Frozen for the … Continue reading

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Chasin’ that Zack Morris High (and Other Vagina Victories) 5: Some Kid Checking IDs at a Bar

(Chasin’ that Zack Morris High is a recurring series that details my experiences dating and having one-night stands with (mostly younger) dudes. Teeter tottering between equal parts genius and whore, either way totally not giving a fuck- these blogs are an … Continue reading

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Happy (I’m Still Not a) Mother’s Day!

Age: 30 Marriages: 0 Divorces: 0 BABIES: 0 Babies’ Daddies: NA Good news internet! This year’s 4th annual Happy (I’m Still Not a) Mother’s Day pregnancy test was positively negative! My uterus of steel has been successful for another year- … Continue reading

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Chasin’ that Zack Morris High (and Other Vagina Victories): River

(Chasin’ that Zack Morris High is a recurring series that details my experiences dating and having one-night stands with (mostly younger) dudes. Teeter tottering between equal parts genius and whore, either way totally not giving a fuck- these blogs are an … Continue reading

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Chasin’ that Zack Morris High (and Other Vagina Victories): Ted Barbell

(Chasin’ that Zack Morris High is a recurring series that details my experiences dating and having one-night stands with (mostly younger) dudes. Teeter tottering between equal parts genius and whore, either way totally not giving a fuck- these blogs are an … Continue reading

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Chasin’ That Zack Morris High (and Other Vagina Victories): Benson

(Chasin’ that Zack Morris High is a recurring series that details my experiences dating and having one-night stands with (mostly younger) dudes. Teeter tottering between equal parts genius and whore, either way totally not giving a fuck- these blogs are an … Continue reading

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She’s Fakin’ it, Bruh (And Other Things I’ve Learned from Porn)

I watch porn. Most that know me are aware of this, because I’m pretty cavalier about it. Honestly, I see nothing to be ashamed of.  You, fellow surfer of the interwebs, might watch porn too. Or maybe you don’t. That’s … Continue reading

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My subconscious thinks his name is Ben.

[Updated over a year into my relationship with "Ben" on 10/25/14:  I indeed accepted this guy's offer to hang out again, mainly because I can't turn away a mystery: What was his name? What did he look like? Where did … Continue reading

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Stay Away From My Uterus

On the cusp of my 30th lap around the sun, I’m at the age where everyone I know is getting married and having kids. Whether 5 years younger, my age, or 5 years older -it doesn’t matter- this is what people are … Continue reading

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Your Server Hates You (And other Restaurant Truths)

There are few industries that can destroy a person’s faith in humanity as quickly as the restaurant industry, and there is no doubt that the servers have the most harrowing of all jobs within. Mainly it comes down to the … Continue reading

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